For this question I would prefer to remain anonymous for the simple reason that this is a really embarrassing question, with that said...

In short, I was born with a micropenis, and honestly it has effected me hugely throughout my life, since I was little I've been teased about it and my parents who pride themselves on being a couple of smart-asses would also make jokes about it, only to later discover I've also got Aspergers Syndrome as was diagnosed by a local certified psychologist so what they once thought were harmless jokes have effected me greatly all through my life.

I know about the so-called "magic pills" and "magic machines" said to make penises larger and I know they're full of shit, I'm not an idiot afterall.

Now I am a 22 year old man, I work a full time job building cabinets and it's hard work, however I've been unable to have a single girlfriend all my life simply because I know that when she sees my micropenis, she'll laugh and then everyone will know. this complete lack of confidence has caused a myriad of problems in my life which probably also contribute to other health problems I face but this isn't about them.

I want to know if there is any safe way to expand my penis, my main priority is to increase length but girth would be a welcome bonus. please be aware that I'm anything BUT a rich man, I can't afford surgery, I have heard there is hormone therapy available but I would like a professional opinion.